Anyone who has followed this site knows that we have painstakingly chronicled the whorish exploits of female celebrities for years now, so that our findings may be used as evidence in their trials once Islam conquers the West and Sharia law is instituted.
However, every so often celebrities make our job extremely easy for us by having nude or topless pictures leaked to the web. To celebrate this damning evidence we have compiled a list of the top 10 leaked celebrity photos of all time. Enjoy!
#10 Hayley Williams
Hayley Williams is the lead singer of the American rock group Paramore. She also is obviously a bit of a slut, taking a topless photo of her self and “mistakenly” releasing it on Twitter.
Because this picture is only of Haley’s breasts she comes in at #10. If she wants to “accidentally” take a picture fingering her snizz and post it on Facebook then we can talk about a higher ranking.
#9 Cassie Ventura
Cassie Ventura is a singer, actress, and tremendous whore. She is signed to P Diddy’s “Bad Boy” record label and starred in the ethnic hit “Step Up 2: The Streets”.
Though Cassie had the decency to at least leak a picture of her vagina, the fact that her clit is pierced along with her nipples makes me feel herpally (it is a word) so she comes in at #9.
#8 Rihanna
Sure big-headed Barbadian pop star Rihanna is known as a mouthy female who can not take a punch, but she is also a kinky bisexual nympho, so she has that going for her.
In this photo from the classic set released by Chris Brown after their breakup, Rihanna is showing off her famous pierced nipple will fingering her infamously stinky vagina.
#7 Jessica Alba
For years Jessica Alba was considered the hottest woman in Hollywood, but she refused to expose her naked body. Instead she inflicted her fans with horrible movie after horrible movie.
That is why it is so satisfying to finally see some nipple from Jessica Alba. Of course only a photo of a large dildo firmly stuffed up her ass will ever make up for inflicting us with her movie “Honey”, but you can see the full set of her leaked pics here.
#6 Leighton Meester
Actress Leighton Meester is the star of the hit CW show “Gossip Girl”, and is known for her class and excellent fashion sense.
Oh and there is also a sex tape of her getting railed by some dude. Unfortunately Leighton was successful in getting the sex tape blocked from release, but we are still left with some pictures from it and our imaginations.
#5 Miley Cyrus
Disney star Miley Cyrus is probably the forgotten celebrity on this list. Not because she is not a big star, but because when the naked picture of her below was released many dismissed it as fake since you can not see her face.
Thankfully there is proof (here) that this is in fact a naked picture of Miley Cyrus. One can only imagine that this will be the first of many.
#4 Vanessa Hudgens
Keeping the Disney theme going, coming in at #4 is “High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens.
Of course Vanessa Hudgens has had 2 sets of naked pictures leaked to the Internet. Unfortunately she also has a team of Zionist lawyers hell bent on eradicating them from the web. Still a skilled Google search will yield all of Vanessa Hudgens’ leaked nakedness. Allah be praised!
#3 Scarlett Johansson
Actress Scarlett Johansson has the most recent leaked celebrity naked photos. Of course Scarlett is claiming a “hacker” is the one who leaked the photos, but I think that “hacker” is just the nickname of her publicist.
Either way this naked picture of Scarlett Johansson is definitely one of the best leaked celebrity pics as it features both her face and plump ass. If Scarlett had just bent over to show some pussy as well, she may of taken the top spot.
#2 Blake Lively
Actress Blake Lively is the other star of the hit CW show “Gossip Girl”. She also appeared in the movie “The Town” and her vagina is currently being occupied by mega star Leonardo DiCaprio.
Obviously Blake Lively is a multi-talented woman, as is evidenced by the fact that she managed to capture her breasts, ass, vagina, and part of her face in this leaked nude photo. She also had 2 sets of naked pictures leaked which can be seen here and here.
#1 Ashley Greene
Actress Ashley Greene is best known as one of the stars of the “Twilight” movie saga, and for dating Joe Jonas causing his ex-girlfriend, Disney star Demi Lovato, to go insane before committing herself to a mental hospital.
And really you can’t blame Demi for losing her mind as Ashley Greene is much hotter than her, and she has nice breasts and a sweet looking pussy. Girls like Demi can hate on Ashley Greene all they want, but she definitely has the hottest leaked celebrity photo of all time.
Naked and topless pictures of Vanessa Hudgens were once again mysteriously leaked on to the internet today. All things considered, another nude photo scandal is probably a hell of a lot better for her career than starring in “Bandslam.” Seriously, if diarrhea could be transposed into celluloid, they’d call it “Bandslam.” I think it’s safe to say that we’d all rather see barely legal boobies than that piece of shit.
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April 19th is National Hanging Out Day, which despite what you might think, is not about chilling out with your best buds. According to Treehugger.com, it’s day when we ignore the dryer and air dry your clothes on a clothesline outdoors. The holiday was actually founded by “clothesline activist” Alexander Lee, and is meant to promote your “right to dry” laundry outdoors, a simple, green middle finger to zoning laws, landlords and the homeowners’ associations who prohibit it. When we think of hanging out, we conjure up images of the very best nip slips. Though they’re hard to spot in “real life”, celebs are constantly spotted “letting it all hang out” thanks to the paps. On the day, we finally got to intentionally see Brooklyn Decker’s nips, we celebrate with this photo gallery of accidental nip slips.
